{"id":369,"date":"2016-12-01T15:51:03","date_gmt":"2016-12-01T14:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/?p=369"},"modified":"2021-07-05T12:16:12","modified_gmt":"2021-07-05T11:16:12","slug":"stastne-a-vesele-darkobrani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/2016\/12\/01\/stastne-a-vesele-darkobrani\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0160\u0165astn\u00e9 a vesel\u00e9 d\u00e1rkobran\u00ed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Snad \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b nikdy nem\u011blo radost, kdy\u017e pod v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm strome\u010dkem na\u0161lo d\u00e1rek typu \u201e<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>m\u011bkk\u00fd\u0161<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201c<\/span><\/span>. S\u00a0t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 stoprocentn\u00ed jistotou to toti\u017e znamenalo pono\u017eky nebo nevzhledn\u00fd svet\u0159\u00edk. Star\u0161\u00ed lid\u00e9 sice nepro\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed \u201em\u011bkk\u00fd\u0161e\u201c s\u00a0takovou trag\u00e9di\u00ed jako mal\u00e9 d\u011bti, velkou radost ale sv\u00fdm prarodi\u010d\u016fm takov\u00fdmi d\u00e1rky neud\u011bl\u00e1te.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Mlad\u00e1 fronta Dnes, 9. 12. 2011]<\/p>\n<p>Dostal jsem spamovou nab\u00eddku, jestli nechci prodat (pravopis a\u00a0slovosled ponech\u00e1v\u00e1m): nepoveden\u00e9 m\u011bkou\u0161e (m\u011bkk\u00e9 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed d\u00e1rky), parf\u00e9m, kter\u00fd v\u00e1m nevon\u00ed, d\u011btsk\u00e9 v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 jsou va\u0161im d\u011btem stejn\u011b mal\u00e9. \u2026 P\u0159i pro\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed spamu m\u011b zamrzel i\u00a0ten v\u00fdb\u011br. Nazvat d\u00e1rek m\u011bkkou\u0161em je velk\u00e1 spros\u0165\u00e1rna. Je p\u0159ece darov\u00e1n stejn\u011b up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b jako&#8230; <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">tvr\u010fou\u0161<\/span><\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[V\u00edkend magaz\u00edn HN, 25. 1. 2013]<\/p>\n<p>Jmel\u00ed je dal\u0161\u00ed sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed pat\u0159\u00edc\u00ed do \u010desk\u00e9 <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>v\u00e1no\u010dn\u011brostlinn\u00e9<\/strong><\/span> v\u00fdbavy. M\u00e1lokdo v\u00ed, \u017ee nen\u00ed jmel\u00ed jako jmel\u00ed a\u00a0\u017ee se na na\u0161em \u00fazem\u00ed vyskytuj\u00ed dva druhy. Jmel\u00ed b\u00edl\u00e9 je n\u00e1padn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed mimo jin\u00e9 t\u00edm, \u017ee roste na listnat\u00fdch stromech, kde po opadu list\u016f vynikne. Jmel\u00ed jehli\u010dnanov\u00e9, jak u\u017e s\u00e1m n\u00e1zev napov\u00edd\u00e1, tak n\u00e1padn\u00e9 nen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[IN magaz\u00edn, 14. 2. 2011]<\/p>\n<p>Do \u0160t\u011bdr\u00e9ho dne sice je\u0161t\u011b zb\u00fdv\u00e1 sedm t\u00fddn\u016f, mobiln\u00ed oper\u00e1to\u0159i v\u0161ak ji\u017e za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed spou\u0161t\u011bt sv\u00e9 p\u0159edv\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed kampan\u011b. &#8230; \u201eTwist z\u00e1kazn\u00edci si zase mohou za 30\u00a0korun aktivovat denn\u00ed bal\u00ed\u010dek, kter\u00fd jim umo\u017en\u00ed cel\u00fd den volat do v\u0161ech s\u00edt\u00ed v\u00a0\u010cesku zdarma. P\u0159ipravujeme tak\u00e9 tzv.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>appventn\u00ed<\/strong><\/span> kalend\u00e1\u0159, v\u00a0jeho\u017e r\u00e1mci za\u010dneme od 18.\u00a0listopadu v\u0161em klient\u016fm denn\u011b na www.tmobile.cz\/vanoce nad\u011blovat speci\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u00e1rek v\u00a0podob\u011b aplikace nebo hry do smartphonu \u010di tabletu,\u201c informovala Tom\u00e1\u0161kov\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Pr\u00e1vo, 4. 11. 2013]<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e1noce. Stalo se obl\u00edbenou p\u00f3zou nem\u00edt je r\u00e1di, ozna\u010dovat je za zka\u017een\u00e9 komerc\u00ed a\u00a0opakovat, \u017ee &#8222;kouzlo se vytr\u00e1c\u00ed&#8220;. A\u00a0stejn\u011b jako neupad\u00e1 \u010de\u0161tina, jak se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1v\u00e1, ani kouzlo V\u00e1noc neabdikuje z\u00a0vlastn\u00ed zlov\u016fle, to jen my je mo\u017en\u00e1 n\u011bkdy &#8222;vytr\u00e1c\u00edme&#8220; p\u0159i k\u0159i\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed hypermarket\u016f. A\u00a0jeliko\u017e m\u011b posedla chu\u0165 b\u00fdt v posledn\u00edm \u010d\u00edsle tohoto roku i\u00a0posledn\u00edm \u010d\u00edsle p\u0159ed transformac\u00ed Liter\u00e1rn\u00edch novin sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed, ud\u011blejme si takov\u00fd <span style=\"color: #ff0000; white-space: nowrap;\"><strong>v\u00e1no\u010dn\u011b-\u00ad\u010de\u0161tin\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd<\/strong><\/span> rychlokurz.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Liter\u00e1rn\u00ed noviny, 19. 12. 2013]<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNa Ji\u0159\u00e1ku?\u201c pt\u00e1 se Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek Santy. Nevinn\u011b, jak to um\u00ed jen Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek. Ale v\u00a0hlavi\u010dce m\u00e1 pl\u00e1n. \u201eOukej,\u201c \u0159ekne Santa Claus. Ano, p\u0159ijde tentokr\u00e1t na farm\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 trhy na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed Ji\u0159\u00edho z\u00a0Pod\u011bbrad v\u00a0Praze. Letos si poradu ud\u011blaj\u00ed tam. Porada je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jen maskovan\u00fd v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed ve\u010d\u00edrek. \u2026 Santa navrhuje, \u017ee by ne\u0161kodil sva\u0159\u00e1\u010dek. Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek pro n\u011bj b\u011b\u017e\u00ed. Ne\u017e se vr\u00e1t\u00ed, p\u00e1r z\u00e1kulisn\u00edch informac\u00ed. Hromady kel\u00edmk\u016f od sva\u0159\u00e1ku, kter\u00e9 se vyhod\u00ed na v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch trz\u00edch, p\u0159evy\u0161uj\u00ed hromady d\u00e1rk\u016f, ba i\u00a0<strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">sobinc\u016f<\/span><\/strong> za Santov\u00fdm sp\u0159e\u017een\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Respekt, 15. 12. 2014]<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159itom to byl vrchol slavnostn\u00edho ve\u010dera, kter\u00fd uspo\u0159\u00e1dal pra\u017esk\u00fd hotel Kempinski pro ruskou klientelu. Vydr\u017eeli ale jen srdnat\u00ed a\u00a0z\u00e1rove\u0148 melancholi\u010dt\u00ed Rusov\u00e9. Ostatn\u011b, m\u011bli tenhle zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitek a\u00a0tradi\u010dn\u00ed <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000; white-space: nowrap;\">pravoslavn\u011b-\u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00ed<\/span><\/strong> ve\u010de\u0159i v\u00a0cen\u011b v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b levn\u00e9 vstupenky. Tentokr\u00e1t se ve\u0161li do dvou tis\u00edcovek &#8211; na rozd\u00edl od ve\u010de\u0159e s\u00a0programem 24.\u00a0prosince, kdy byli ochotni zaplatit i\u00a0\u0161est tis\u00edc za j\u00eddlo a\u00a0estr\u00e1du na oslavu zcela ciz\u00edho, tedy katolick\u00e9ho \u0160t\u011bdr\u00e9ho dne.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[P\u00e1tek Lidov\u00fdch novin, 11. 1. 2013]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bez hra\u010dek by nebyly V\u00e1noce. \u2026 Mal\u00fd pisatel by m\u011bl m\u00edt pr\u00e1vo si do dopisu napsat, co chce, je to jak\u00e1si meditace nad jeho p\u0159\u00e1n\u00edmi. Ov\u0161em Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek nen\u00ed <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">d\u00e1rkobanka<\/span><\/strong>, aby musel v\u0161echno splnit, a\u00a0tak je na va\u0161em uv\u00e1\u017een\u00ed, co ze seznamu se objev\u00ed pod strome\u010dkem. &#8222;V\u00e1noce u\u010d\u00ed d\u011bti tomu, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e1 jeho p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00a0\u017eivot\u011b spln\u011bna budou, jin\u00e1 ne. Pokud se z\u00a0tohoto dok\u00e1\u017ee zaradovat, v\u00fdvojov\u00fd \u00fakol je spln\u011bn,&#8220; rad\u00ed psycholo\u017eka.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Hospod\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 noviny, 23. 11. 2015]<\/p>\n<p>Kde nen\u00ed ob\u011bti, nen\u00ed ani sp\u00e1sy. T\u00e9 v\u0161ak ani nebylo t\u0159eba, proto\u017ee Evropa se prom\u011bnila v\u00a0opravdov\u00e9 nebe na zemi. Vlna uprchl\u00edk\u016f na za\u010d\u00e1tku t\u0159et\u00edho tis\u00edcilet\u00ed po za\u010d\u00e1tku na\u0161eho letopo\u010dtu spustila v\u00a0Evrop\u011b ni\u010d\u00edm neru\u0161en\u00e9 obdob\u00ed m\u00edru a\u00a0prosperity, j\u00edm\u017e se brzy inspiroval i\u00a0zbytek sv\u011bta. Sta\u0159\u00ed Evropan\u00e9 sice st\u00e1rli a\u00a0m\u011bli zoufale m\u00e1lo d\u011bt\u00ed, ale \u0161ikovn\u00e9 a\u00a0pracovit\u00e9 ruce uprchl\u00edk\u016f je ochotn\u011b nahradily v\u00a0tov\u00e1rn\u00e1ch, na pol\u00edch a\u00a0pak v\u0161ude. Tak\u017ee \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 a\u00a0vesel\u00e9 <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Nakupov\u00e1noce<\/span><\/strong> a\u00a0hlavn\u011b bohat\u00e9ho Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ka!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Ego!, 18. 12. 2015]<\/p>\n<p>Doba p\u0159ed V\u00e1nocemi pop-up obchod\u016fm p\u0159eje, dokonce jsou n\u011bjak\u00e9 i\u00a0v\u00a0Praze. \u2026 Kdy\u017e doraz\u00edme v\u010das, m\u016f\u017eeme zde vybrat d\u00e1rek pro n\u011bkoho zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 mil\u00e9ho a\u00a0p\u0159edstavovat si, navzdory nowismu, jeho budouc\u00ed radost. Pokud ov\u0161em moc dob\u0159e v\u00edme, \u017ee tato osoba si na n\u00e1s ani nevzpomene, nato\u017e aby se nam\u00e1hala s\u00a0d\u00e1rkem, pak se jedn\u00e1 o\u00a0\u010dist\u00fd <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">christmasochismus<\/span><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Respekt, 13. 12. 2010]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 80%;\">Zdroj grafiky: <em>http:\/\/homesteadbloggersnetwork.com\/support-homesteaders-this-holiday\/<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Autorka p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvku: Helena Kunertov\u00e1<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snad \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b nikdy nem\u011blo radost, kdy\u017e pod v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm strome\u010dkem na\u0161lo d\u00e1rek typu \u201em\u011bkk\u00fd\u0161\u201c. S\u00a0t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 stoprocentn\u00ed jistotou to toti\u017e znamenalo pono\u017eky nebo nevzhledn\u00fd svet\u0159\u00edk. Star\u0161\u00ed lid\u00e9 sice nepro\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed \u201em\u011bkk\u00fd\u0161e\u201c s\u00a0takovou trag\u00e9di\u00ed jako mal\u00e9 d\u011bti, velkou radost ale sv\u00fdm prarodi\u010d\u016fm takov\u00fdmi d\u00e1rky neud\u011bl\u00e1te. [Mlad\u00e1 fronta Dnes, 9. 12. 2011] Dostal jsem spamovou nab\u00eddku, jestli nechci prodat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/2016\/12\/01\/stastne-a-vesele-darkobrani\/\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u0160\u0165astn\u00e9 a vesel\u00e9 d\u00e1rkobran\u00ed!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aktuality","tag-vanoce"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":672,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions\/672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}