{"id":444,"date":"2017-12-10T21:22:55","date_gmt":"2017-12-10T20:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/?p=444"},"modified":"2021-07-05T12:09:57","modified_gmt":"2021-07-05T11:09:57","slug":"ezologismy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/2017\/12\/10\/ezologismy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ezologismy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lehce hebefrenn\u00ed astrologick\u00fd J\u00e1r\u016fv v\u00fdkladov\u00fd syst\u00e9m sv\u011bta a\u00a0lidsk\u00e9 psychiky, jemu\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Astrofocus, je obvykl\u00fd soubor esobl\u00e1bol\u016f<\/span><\/strong> a\u00a0instantn\u00edho duchovna, jak\u00fdch nalezneme v\u00a0r\u00e1mci hnut\u00ed New Age tis\u00edce. J\u00e1ra rovn\u011b\u017e vytvo\u0159il esosyst\u00e9m<\/strong><\/span> Aurarelax. Jedn\u00e1 se o\u00a0plnohodnotn\u00e9 v\u00fdkladov\u00e9 syst\u00e9my, podobn\u00e9, jako je tarot, k\u00e1vov\u00e1 sedlina nebo vajgly z\u00a0joint\u016f.<\/p>\n

[Reflex, 18. 6. 2015]<\/p>\n

Samovzn\u00edcen\u00ed, levitace p\u0159edm\u011bt\u016f, v\u011bci padaj\u00edc\u00ed znenad\u00e1n\u00ed na stavebn\u00ed d\u011bln\u00edky. Bizarn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh jako vyst\u0159i\u017een\u00fd z\u00a0Akt X\u00a0se p\u00ed\u0161e na \u010ceskolipsku ve vsi Nedamov. Ve zdej\u0161\u00edm rekonstruovan\u00e9m penzionu se podle sv\u011bdk\u016f d\u011bj\u00ed nevysv\u011btliteln\u00e9 jevy, kter\u00e9 m\u00e1 podle nich na sv\u011bdom\u00ed poltergeist, tedy bytost zn\u00e1m\u00e1 z\u00a0literatury i\u00a0hororov\u00fdch film\u016f. … Leo\u0161 Ky\u0161a, p\u0159edseda \u010cesk\u00e9ho klubu skeptik\u016f Sisyfos, kter\u00fd obhajuje a\u00a0\u0161\u00ed\u0159\u00ed poznatky sou\u010dasn\u00e9 v\u011bdy, tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee jde jen o\u00a0\u201aezocirkus<\/span><\/strong>\u2018.<\/p>\n

[Mlad\u00e1 fronta Dnes, 12. 6. 2017]<\/p>\n

Po kategori\u00edch ezolid\u00ed<\/span><\/strong> se poj\u010fme pod\u00edvat na kategorie ezozbo\u017e\u00ed<\/span><\/strong>. Tady samoz\u0159ejm\u011b kraluje v\u011b\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, horoskopy a\u00a0v\u016fbec v\u0161echny p\u0159edstaviteln\u00e9 podoby pohled\u016f do budoucnosti. Nikdy by m\u011b nenapadlo, \u017ee m\u016f\u017ee existovat t\u0159eba p\u011btadvacet edic vykl\u00e1dac\u00edch karet ve v\u0161emo\u017en\u00fdch \u2013 v\u011bt\u0161inou airbrushov\u011b nevkusn\u00fdch \u2013 designech.<\/p>\n

[Reflex, 23. 12. 2015]<\/p>\n

Jarmila Krupov\u00e1: Z\u00e1kon besed: Pozvete spisovatelku \u2013 p\u0159ijde 12 lid\u00ed, z\u00a0toho 5\u00a0knihovnic. Pozvete kart\u00e1\u0159ku, ufologa nebo ezo-n\u011bkoho<\/span><\/strong> \u2013 s\u00e1l je pln\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Lord Shedy: Ezob\u00e1by<\/span><\/strong> a\u00a0ezod\u011bdci<\/span><\/strong> vykl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed ezonesmysly<\/span><\/strong>. Zezodementizov\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e9n\u011b mysl\u00edc\u00edch lid\u00ed.<\/p>\n

[Twitter, 17. 10. 2016]<\/p>\n

https:\/\/twitter.com\/LordShedy\/status\/788075815779139584<\/p>\n

Cel\u00fd t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee p\u016fsobit fajnov\u011b a\u00a0slun\u00ed\u010dkov\u011b, ale p\u0159i porodu m\u016f\u017ee nastat takovej probl\u00e9m, \u017ee za to zaplat\u00ed \u017eivotem bu\u010f matka, nebo d\u00edt\u011b, nebo oba. Tak\u017ee t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed bez rizika mo\u017en\u00e1, ale nikdo nem\u016f\u017ee p\u0159edpov\u00eddat, co se stane p\u0159i porodu. a\u00a0ne, to, \u017ee sis vylo\u017eila karty s\u00a0bohyn\u011bma a\u00a0ty ti \u0159ekly, \u017ee porod\u00ed\u0161 kr\u00e1sn\u00fd k\u0159i\u0161\u0165\u00e1lov\u00fd d\u00edt\u011b bez probl\u00e9mu, neni argument, ty ezokr\u00e1vo<\/span><\/strong>! Jen\u017ee kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo vid\u00ed m\u00edsto porodnice haunted house, tak je to t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd, no. Proto\u017ee bezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed je to \u201edoma, kde nejsou zl\u00ed dokto\u0159i zkorumpovan\u00ed zl\u00fdm farmaceutickym pr\u016fmyslem, co cht\u011bj na\u010dipovat jej\u00ed k\u0159i\u0161\u0165\u00e1lov\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b hned po porodu\u201c. Ale to, \u017ee se s\u00a0\u201ek\u0159i\u0161\u0165\u00e1lovym novorozencem\u201c m\u016f\u017ee cokoliv st\u00e1t, to u\u017e je jedno. Hlavn\u011b, \u017ee j\u00e1 m\u00e1m pohodl\u00ed a\u00a0moje nemocn\u00e1 ezodu\u0161i\u010dka<\/span><\/strong> je spokojen\u00e1, proto\u017ee symbolizuju matku Zemi a\u00a0\u010dich\u00e1m p\u0159itom vonn\u00fd ty\u010dinky.<\/p>\n

[Internet<\/a>, 17. 3. 2017]<\/p>\n

K\u0159es\u0165anstv\u00ed a\u00a0dal\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed nerespektovaly z\u00e1kony fyziky, ezo vystr\u010dilo fak\u00e1\u010d i\u00a0na v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed z\u00e1konitosti. \u201eJe naprosto nezbytn\u00e9, aby nebe bylo blankytn\u00e9, za\u0159i\u010fte mi to!\u201c Nelicencovan\u00e9 ezokn\u011b\u017eky<\/span><\/strong> maj\u00ed pro tohle tup\u00fd sobectv\u00ed pochopen\u00ed a\u00a0za lowe r\u00e1dy za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed cokoli. Cht\u00edt od \u017eivota v\u0161e znamen\u00e1 pro opl\u00e1canou farmaceutku u\u017e\u00edt si nev\u011bru s\u00a0dob\u0159e tvarovan\u00fdm, namol o\u017eral\u00fdm alfasamcem, bezelstn\u011b se k\u00a0n\u00ed p\u0159iznat p\u0159\u00edteli po ro\u010dn\u00edm vztahu, nechat se opustit ob\u011bma, podobnou strategii v\u00a0r\u016fzn\u00fdch variac\u00edch n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t zopakovat a\u00a0st\u00e1le u\u00a0toho doufat, \u017ee karty, \u010dakry a\u00a0dal\u0161\u00ed spojeneck\u00fd s\u00edly ve vesm\u00edru j\u00ed p\u0159inesou mu\u017ee, kter\u00e9ho si \u2013 jako\u017eto nositelka nezpochybniteln\u00e9ho n\u00e1roku na \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u2013 doopravdy zaslou\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n

[Internet<\/a>, 3. 8. 2015]<\/p>\n

P\u0159e\u010detla jsem hodn\u011b duchovn\u00ed literatury, ob\u010das jsem si i\u00a0nahlas p\u0159e\u0159\u00edk\u00e1vala n\u011bjak\u00e9 pravdy, m\u011bla jsem pocit, \u017ee jsem d\u011bsn\u011b osv\u00edcen\u00e1. Jenom\u017ee teorie a\u00a0praxe jsou dv\u011b r\u016fzn\u00e9 v\u011bci. a\u00a0tak krom\u011b ezoknih<\/span><\/strong> \u010dtu i\u00a0v\u011bdeckou literaturu. Chci to m\u00edt v\u00a0rovnov\u00e1ze. a\u00a0hlavn\u011b se sna\u017e\u00edm p\u0159ij\u00edmat to, co je mi d\u00e1no. k\u00a0tomu nejsou pot\u0159eba knihy, sta\u010d\u00ed uv\u011bdom\u011bn\u00ed si sebe sama.<\/p>\n

[Marianne, 24. 9. 2015]<\/p>\n

A\u00a0dokud zde budou nap\u0159\u00edklad l\u00e9ka\u0159i, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed strach se ozvat proti tomu, jak je syst\u00e9m nastaven, rodi\u010de, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed z\u00a0r\u016fzn\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f z\u00a0o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech povinn\u00fdch i\u00a0nepovinn\u00fdch vakc\u00edn strach, budou n\u00e1lepkov\u00e1ni jako \u201eezomaniaci<\/span><\/strong>\u201c, neposuneme se d\u00e1l. Nesvoboda se d\u00e1 \u0159e\u0161it jen tak, \u017ee v\u00edc a\u00a0v\u00edc lid\u00ed se bude beze strachu svobodn\u011b oz\u00fdvat. a\u00a0proto ta epidemie v\u00a0n\u00e1zvu.<\/p>\n

[Horizont, 21. 3. 2017]<\/p>\n

Placebo, tedy pr\u00e1v\u011b ono \u010dasto nevyzpytateln\u00e9 p\u016fsoben\u00ed psychick\u00e9ho stavu pacienta na jeho uzdraven\u00ed, je p\u0159edm\u011btem v\u00fdzkumu po cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b i\u00a0u n\u00e1s. Dob\u0159\u00ed l\u00e9ka\u0159i, v\u010detn\u011b t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed st\u00e1li p\u0159i zalo\u017een\u00ed Sisyfa, jej vyu\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed \u010di vyu\u017e\u00edvali pro dobro pacienta. Nepot\u0159ebujeme \u010c\u00ed\u0148any ani modern\u00ed medi\u00e1ln\u00ed ezomudrce<\/strong><\/span> z\u00a0\u017eensk\u00fdch \u010dasopis\u016f, abychom objevovali n\u011bco, co u\u017e d\u00e1vno v\u00edme.<\/p>\n

[Lidov\u00e9 noviny, 4. 3. 2017]<\/p>\n

Ezokonzument<\/span><\/strong> neplat\u00ed proto, aby musel \u017eivotn\u00ed probl\u00e9my slo\u017eit\u011b \u0159e\u0161it, ale nech\u00e1 je mistra Reiki za p\u00e1r t\u00e1c\u016f \u201erozpustit v\u00a0sedmidenn\u00edm procesu\u201c. Chce ale i\u00a0n\u011bco nav\u00edc. Kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd krysy \u017eebraj\u00ed o\u00a0\u0161petku dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed tak nevyb\u00edrav\u011b, \u017ee ho do nich ezopodnikatel\u00e9<\/span><\/strong> l\u00e1duj\u00ed v\u0161emi otvory, av\u0161ak ne zas tak moc, aby ho krysy nebyly schopn\u00fd str\u00e1vit. a\u00a0tak vid\u00edme, jak z\u00a0Facebooku miz\u00ed Lenky a\u00a0Martinov\u00e9 a\u00a0nahrazuj\u00ed je Yamuny a\u00a0Shivov\u00e9.<\/p>\n

[Internet<\/a>, 3. 8. 2015]<\/p>\n

Zaj\u00edmavou kapitolu ezotrh\u016f<\/span><\/strong> tvo\u0159\u00ed ezoestetika<\/span><\/strong>. Tu nelze p\u0159i v\u0161\u00ed slu\u0161nosti nazvat jinak ne\u017e pokleslou. Je to estetika k\u00fd\u010de, levn\u00e9 l\u00edbivosti, um\u011bl\u00e9 hmoty, pozl\u00e1tek, otumlovan\u00fdch bezcenn\u00fdch \u201el\u00e9\u010div\u00fdch\u201c polodrahokam\u016f a\u00a0ochrann\u00fdch pyramid z\u00a0epoxidu. \u2026 Amulety nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch proveden\u00ed vynikaj\u00ed stejn\u00fdm nevkusem, ale ukazuj\u00ed, \u017ee ezosubkultura<\/span><\/strong> nen\u00ed izolovan\u00fd jev. Nad siderick\u00fdmi kyvad\u00e9lky \u2013 \u010darod\u011bjnick\u00fdmi pom\u016fckami, jejich\u017e pomoc\u00ed se ur\u010duje nap\u0159\u00edklad budouc\u00ed pohlav\u00ed d\u00edt\u011bte \u2013 m\u00e1vnu rukou, to je discipl\u00edna sama o\u00a0sob\u011b.<\/p>\n

[Reflex, 23. 12. 2015]<\/p>\n

Kdykoliv vidim n\u011bjakou matku s\u00a0d\u00edt\u011btem p\u0159ikurtovanym v\u00a0tom ezo\u0161\u00e1tku<\/span><\/strong>, co\u017e teda dle m\u00fdho mus\u00ed bejt v\u00a0tomhle vedru neskonale super, mam stra\u0161nou chu\u0165 se j\u00ed zeptat, jak tu placentu se\u017erala. Smoothie\u010dko? Steak? Tatar\u00e1\u010dek? Lasagne?<\/p>\n

[Facebook, 20. 6. 2017]<\/p>\n

Petr Jel\u00ednek alias Pstruh103 je tak\u00e9 youtuber. Pr\u00fd slavn\u00fd. z\u00a0Jihlavy. Pstruh103 si v\u00a0jednom ze sv\u00fdch vide\u00ed vzal na pa\u0161k\u00e1l jakousi Petru Yamunu Wolf, kter\u00e1 na internetu nab\u00edz\u00ed podivn\u00e9 ezo-v\u011bci<\/span><\/strong> v\u00a0\u010dele s\u00a0\u201evagin\u00e1ln\u00ed terapi\u00ed\u201c. Pstruh103 kritizoval hlavn\u011b cen\u00edk desetihodinov\u00e9 \u201el\u00e9\u010dby\u201c \u2013 15 tis\u00edc korun. Vagin\u00e1ln\u00ed terapeutka n\u00e1sledn\u011b youtubera za\u017ealovala. Pr\u00fd kv\u016fli n\u011bmu p\u0159i\u0161la o\u00a0zisk 700 tis\u00edc korun a\u00a0tak\u00e9 byla ura\u017eena. Pstruh103 byl toti\u017e ve videu hodn\u011b vulg\u00e1rn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

[T\u00fdden, 3. 4. 2017]<\/p>\n

Ta \u017eensk\u00e1 je norm\u00e1ln\u00ed magor. Matku nemocnou rakovinou cht\u011bla vyl\u00e9\u010dit \u0161amansk\u00fdmi medic\u00ednami z\u00a0pralesa \u010di Jon\u00e1\u0161ov\u00fdmi kapkami a\u00a0divila se, \u017ee na ni zbytek rodiny kouk\u00e1 blb\u011b. Matku j\u00ed nakonec samoz\u0159ejm\u011b zabila chemoterapie a\u00a0oza\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed, jak tvrd\u00ed. Sob\u011b podobn\u00e9 ezo\u017eeny<\/span><\/strong> l\u00e9\u010d\u00ed mas\u00edrov\u00e1n\u00edm vag\u00edny, \u010demu\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 vagin\u00e1ln\u00ed mas\u00edrov\u00e1n\u00ed, proto\u017ee tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee negativn\u00ed zku\u0161enosti ukl\u00e1daj\u00ed v\u00a0t\u011ble a\u00a0z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 blok v\u00a0oblasti sexu\u00e1ln\u00edch org\u00e1n\u016f. Mu\u017ei se mohou t\u011b\u0161it na an\u00e1ln\u00ed mapov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

[Internet<\/a>, 3. 8. 2015]<\/p>\n

Zobrazit dal\u0161\u00ed slova za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed komponentem ezo<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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Lehce hebefrenn\u00ed astrologick\u00fd J\u00e1r\u016fv v\u00fdkladov\u00fd syst\u00e9m sv\u011bta a\u00a0lidsk\u00e9 psychiky, jemu\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Astrofocus, je obvykl\u00fd soubor esobl\u00e1bol\u016f a\u00a0instantn\u00edho duchovna, jak\u00fdch nalezneme v\u00a0r\u00e1mci hnut\u00ed New Age tis\u00edce. J\u00e1ra rovn\u011b\u017e vytvo\u0159il esosyst\u00e9m Aurarelax. Jedn\u00e1 se o\u00a0plnohodnotn\u00e9 v\u00fdkladov\u00e9 syst\u00e9my, podobn\u00e9, jako je tarot, k\u00e1vov\u00e1 sedlina nebo vajgly z\u00a0joint\u016f. [Reflex, 18. 6. 2015] Samovzn\u00edcen\u00ed, levitace p\u0159edm\u011bt\u016f, v\u011bci padaj\u00edc\u00ed znenad\u00e1n\u00ed na … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Ezologismy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,25,27],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aktuality","tag-afixoid","tag-ezo","tag-prefixoid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":670,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions\/670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nastenka.neologismy.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}